Hot Sluts Are The One Thing Fox Business Can Do Right And They Can’t Even Do That

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And yet, despite the fact that the strippers they had on “Happy Hour” yesterday weren’t nearly as good looking as FB’s anchors, I still enjoyed the segment, for these reasons:
-“Sprites and vodkas”
-The strippers don’t get stools.
- Cody not letting the “sales are up 98 percent” comment fly.
- This exchange: "I understand your stock has a double d top...that was a joke." "Yeah...I got it."
-The blonde nodding her head pensively to Cody's insights.
-The absence of Rebecca, for contractual reasons (“The only hooch at the bar is me. It’s in my contract.”)