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Hot Sluts Are The One Thing Fox Business Can Do Right And They Can’t Even Do That

And yet, despite the fact that the strippers they had on “Happy Hour” yesterday weren’t nearly as good looking as FB’s anchors, I still enjoyed the segment, for these reasons:
-“Sprites and vodkas”
-The strippers don’t get stools.
- Cody not letting the “sales are up 98 percent” comment fly.
- This exchange: "I understand your stock has a double d top...that was a joke." "Yeah...I got it."
-The blonde nodding her head pensively to Cody's insights.
-The absence of Rebecca, for contractual reasons (“The only hooch at the bar is me. It’s in my contract.”)