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Recently Accepted Applicants

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I would say I’m offering up these two gems because it’s the weekend and we all deserve something special (me especially) but let’s be honest, even if you hadn’t earned it, it’d take gale force winds to stop me from sending these latest boy toys out into the universe. First up we have Gary, who is the logical extension of Tanner, in that Tanner was a towel boy and Gary loves to stand in still bodies of water. Gary is 29 and a commodities trader. Next is Monte, a 27 year old analyst who legitimately looks like a member of the Hitler Youth. Now I know I say that about a lot of people, but this time it’s true. Which is ironic, because Monte is employed by an insurer founded by Jews. Yes, it’s like Stalag 17 all over again.



Earlier: Ex Lax