The (Face Of The) $7.14 Billion Man

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The man picture at left is, purportedly, Jerome Kerviel, the Société Générale employee who executed a bunch of "elaborate, fictitious transactions" that cost the bank a bunch of money. Not to treat him like an object because obviously he's a person with feelings, but we're a bit taken a back by how good looking he is. And not like "rogue trader hot," like "hot, hot" without qualifiers (direct quote from Ron Blarney: "I'm don't even like Two and A Half Men and I still fuck him"). This attractiveness will serve him well in the event of a nationally televised trial, and even better in prison.

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