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Fox Business Would've Had Her Ride The Unicorn Topless, But Whatevs

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From the Horse's Mouth [CNBC]
The (non-embeddable) video above ends with Erin Burnett riding a hobby-horse around set. What’s there to add? Just a slight clarification (the head of the riding-stick on which Burnett gallops is that of a unicorn, not an actual horse, though it follows the hobby-horse construct. We’ll call it a Unicorn Stick ‘til you come up with something better) and some instructions (this clip should be viewed backwards, beginning with Erin Burnett shoving the Unicorn Stick between her legs and humping it around the set. The rest is denouement... and bad puns. Fox Business CNBC programming is getting racier every day).