It Was This Or Trying To Use The Excuse That O'Neal Couldn't Reschedule Thursday's Tee Time

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A congressional hearing set to showcase the vocal stylings of Stan O’Neal, Chuck Prince and Angelo Mozilo with showstoppers on how they lost their companies trillions of dollars but still made out like bandits themselves has been postponed due to the sudden death of the tan one’s mom. We know what you’re thinking but let us be the first (and only?) to say there probably wasn’t any foul play at hand, considering that it was Crocodile who forfeited $37.5 million in payments tied to the BoA deal while Prince and O’Neal decided to keep their $68 million and $161 million, respectively, i.e. Moz is the least likely candidate among the three to pull a stunt. The timing is helpful, though, considering he hasn’t yet come up with a plausible explanation to account for the missing singles his staff wasn’t able to find the time he threw $500,000 in small bills out a plane window over a cattle ranch in Montana, and made them pick up the scratch during a blizzard. That one's going to take a few days. A half-assed “Strippers” isn’t going to pass the sniff test.
Congress' executive pay hearing postponed [CNN Money]

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