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Super Fat Giant Tuesday: The DealBreaker Primary

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If you are totally confused why DealBreaker has been doing so much politics this week, we're now ready to reveal the secret: it's fat Tuesday. We've been drunk all week in advance of our annual observance of Lent! Drink early and often.
Also, people are irrationally voting all around the country today. But don't vote at the official voting spots--it only encourages them--vote right here. Make your voice heard. Or at least your click.
(And, yes, we realize the poll should ask "whom do you support" but that sounds too mannered for a political poll.)

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