"Annotated Kristen" TK

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Not sure what took him so long but Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, has finally finished his latest masterpiece, “Annotated Spitzer.” He’ll be displaying it in front the stock exchange for the next week, before going on a tour that’ll retrace Kirsten’s steps from New York to DC, (hopefully) culminating in an exhibition in Mayflower room 871, which, interestingly enough, has yet to be cleaned. Per usual, Raymond invites passers-by to mark their favorite spot with a cathartic shot of DNA. It’s also up for grabs on eBay through next Wednesday at ten am. Starting bid is $3,999—all proceeds go to a sex addict rehabilitation program that someone claims he doesn’t need to go to.

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