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A building collapse at 124th and Park earlier this afternoon has caused suspensions on all three main lines of the Metro-North (Hudson, Harlem, New Haven), indefinitely. If you’re middle aged and commute to the city every day, this means you can have that gigantic can of Coors you usually guzzle en route to the nagging wife and kids in an actual bar, whilst hitting on the women of those younger fellows who reverse trek it M-F, and are currently stuck up in CT. If you fall into that latter category, our condolences—according to Lon Varney, Paul Tudor Jones has hideous morning breath.
Metro-North Service Suspended After Building Collapse [City Room]

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