Bear Stearns Crisis Brings Out The Softer Side Of Whip-Toting Hooker

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Hey all you sad Bears—this ought to cheer you up: Manhattan’s preeminent dominatrix, Mistress Victoria X is slashing prices! The S&M professional is offering a session discount of $10/hour (originally $2/hour but she increased the markdown after JPMorgan increased their bid) for a variety of scenarios sure to get your minds off the week you took it up the tailpipe (‘cause MVX is not proffering anal). On the menu: domestic service training, spanking combined with verbal chastising, cane stroking, interrogation and master/slave roleplay. Added value: Miss X knows a little bit about subprime. You might actually learn something!
In which I give back to the community [Miss Victoria X]
Surprise, Bear Stearns guys like it up the ass [ValleyWag]

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