“Kristen,” Ken Stiffed

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Bank of America’s chief executive Ken Lewis received $4.25 million in cash and $4.25 million in restricted stock for his 2007 bonus, less than half of his $18.5 million target. Know who else got screwed? Eliot Spitzer’s hooker, Kristen/Ashley. The intrepid entrepreneur was supposed to receive one million dollars to appear in a “non-nude” magazine spread and a “nude-nude” video clip for Girls Gone Wild, plus the possibility of joining the GGW tour bus. Founder Joe Francis took the money off the table when staffers informed him that after watching a few of their favorite DVDs over and over and over again, it’d come to their attention that they already had K/A’s ass on tape, so there was no need to cough up the cash ("It'll save me a million bucks," Francis told The AP. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch"). Luckily, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt’s offer of a mill. to get naked still stands, and Lewis is reportedly in talks with Honcho to make up his gipped scratch.
Spitzer call girl already gone 'Wild' [Yahoo]
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