Leave No Stone Unturned, No Bear Stearns Employee's Mouth Untested
Page Six “just asks” today:
Which former stockbroker who was known for good looks and charm has let himself get fat and worse? A recent male date complained that the former hunk was also suffering from halitosis.
Normally we wouldn’t bother ourselves with the arduous task of trying to guess which good looking-become-fat financier among the millions of good looking-become-fat financiers they’re talking about, as the field is larger than the subject in question’s recently acquired T&A and, really, who gives a rat’s ass, but add oral malodor to the mix and you can color us intrigued. Curious. Desperate to know, ‘cept we don’t, which is where you people come in. We could be convinced that Larry Kudlow's exhalations cause people to fan out but the other descriptions don't fit. Our only plausible guesses are former girls about town Peter Bacanovic (Martha Stewart’s stockbroker and fellow defendant) and his assistant, Douglas Faneuil—dated photographs show both were, at least at one time, conventionallyattractive. They’re also both unemployed and on most nights, probably can’t come up with too many reasons to *not* eat that fifth profiterole without brushing afterwards. Anyway, get on it.
Just Asking [New York Post]
Halimeter [Wikipedia]
