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Mo Hazard's Offenses: Subprime Crisis, Melanoma -- Now Syphillis, Too?

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Well, everyone, syphilis is on the rise. The Department of Health reports that cases of Cupid's disease in the city increased sixty percent last year. Who do we have to blame for this? Nominations include Jim Simons, Cody and Cavuto, and Angelo Mozilo, the last one being most plausible, considering his (tanning) bed-hopping frequency. Hopefully, today's testimony before Congress will shed some light. In the meantime-- any other culprits you can think of? The shareholders have a right to know.
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