Red Letter Day At The Countrywide Office

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The mortgage lender got sued again by the United States Trustee and while that is great news in and of itself, it’s not the cause of the celebration in the break room to which I am referring. No, the Funfetti cake and party hats were broken out by the boss man himself because this time the claim brought against the crooks was filed with the sunny Federal Bankruptcy Court in Miami, the United States Trustee for the Southwest region. And you know what that means—business y pleasure trip. Nothing can bring this guy down. I don't even want to think about what's going to happen when he finds out BJ's is running a two-for-one sale on those reflector board things people used in the 60s.
Countrywide Is Sued Again by U.S. Overseer [Reuters via NYT]

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