Terrorists: Now Making the Commute To Times Square Even Worse

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A tiny homemade bomb improvised explosive device went off at that armed forced recruiters station in Times Square in the wee hours of the morning. No-one was hurt. The cops are looking for a dude in a hood on a bike, a description which seems vague enough to make us all nervous around every bike messenger on the streets.
But we're not interested in justice. We're interested in you, or at least that portion of you that works near Times Square. Is everyone at Morgan Stanley just taking the day off? Has Lehman stepped up security? Did Dick Fuld flee the country? Are Ernst & Youngsters quaking? Email us at tips@dealbreaker.com

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