The Tip We Just Received Is Presented Without Comment, Because Words Fail To Capture The Absurdity Of The Situation, Though We Have To Wonder-- Did They Cut Off All Water To The Building? Yeah, That's What We Thought. The Soda Thing, However, Is Total BS

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Goldman just cut free water/soda for employees.

Update: Goldman has something to say: "We're not tanking, we're conserving. Do you see the distinction?" Regardless of their spin you know the alternative is work at Bear Stearns. You want to keep your job? Let me introduce you to Mr. Tap, and his friend, Senor You can afford to pay for your own Coke.

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