I was just getting nostalgic for the summer, when Carney’s unsunned hue didn’t scare small children and enough funds were in trouble that we could pick names out of a hat and say “so and so is going down” and then extort the named parties for sport. We’re not back there yet but the news that AQR Capital has “begun unwinding positions in order to ensure an orderly liquidation and close” of its Global Relative Value fund on April 30 gives me hope, as do the Hollywood Tan charges on Carney’s corporate card. Oh, and Tudor's blowing up.
Kidding! Or am I?
AQR to shutter hedge fund [Fortune]