Very exciting news for those of you like your analysis spicy, and delivered with whip and chain: your favorite analyst, and mine, has been promoted! Oppenheimer dollar dominatrix Meredith Whitney was made an MD yesterday. This means two things: the freedom to sexually harass subordinates, and to finally tell us what she really thinks of Citigroup without having to worrying about offending conservative higher-ups. Gloves off, people. Spikes on. Not sure who should be more frightened, Citi shareholders reading her reports, or the male members of the Summer '08 associate class. Hopefully we'll find out soon.