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Cerberus Now Taking Investment Advice From Halliburton

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ABC News reports that Cerberus Capital Management is in talks to invest $200 million for a stake in Blackwater. We originally suspected that this was merely a PR move by Feinberg's firm to really try and live up to its three-headed dog guarding the gates of hell name but when even Tonton Macoutes-employing Steve Cohen is chastising himself for not coming up with the idea, you have to wonder, perhaps Cerberus is on to something? In related news, the Hebrew Rambo, Daniel Loeb, has been heard shouting, "Whoa, why the hell didn't I think of this!? Major firearms manufacturers AND the staff to buy them? Total vertical integration and complete dominance in the AR-15/M-16 market with no threat of anti-trust because I'm only dominating one class of firearms! Fuck me, that Feinberg is good."
As an aside: Iraqi Army to Ditch AK-47s for M-16s []
Hedge Fund in Talks to Buy Blackwater [ABC News]
UPDATE: Or not! Quick DL, now's your chance! Do it before Steve! Run, Jewboy, run!


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