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Greenspan: No Regrets

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As part of his Defending the ‘Span Tour ’08, Alan Greenspan appeared live via satellite today on CNBC, in a rare “not nude in the tub” post-retirement interview. We had the thing on mute, but this is how we imagine it played out:

Al: Maria, is that a new perfume, or is it just my musky pheromones raging?

Al: 2 million homes foreclosed? Fuck em.'



Al: Seriously, Maria, board the UBS jet with me. I’ll drink your bath water.

Al: Look out!

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