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It's Ok. We Know You Laughed.

We could see the sneers on your face when our keen sense of relevance caused us to stray from the beaten path and wonder after Mark Penn's conflicting stance on free trade with Colombia. We heard the snickering. But now that Penn has been given his walking papers we are willing to forget the whole thing. Just don't let it happen again, and we promise we'll spend more time photoshopping Krugerrands into Marcel Ospel's hands instead of cocaine bricks into Mark Penn's.
Clinton Aide Sacked Over Controversy On Colombia [WSJ]