Robbins Looked Rather Sheepish Last Time We Saw Him But We Just Thought It Was 'Cause Of The Jelly Donuts Hidden In His Pockets

Ok, fess up. Who is it? Who shit the bed? I want to know, for no other reason than morbid curiosity and occupational hazard. We're not leaving here until somebody comes forward (5 pm). We received a tip earlier that Simons might have something to get off his chest but we're skeptical/biased to the beard.
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