Robbins Looked Rather Sheepish Last Time We Saw Him But We Just Thought It Was 'Cause Of The Jelly Donuts Hidden In His Pockets

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Ok, fess up. Who is it? Who shit the bed? I want to know, for no other reason than morbid curiosity and occupational hazard. We're not leaving here until somebody comes forward (5 pm). We received a tip earlier that Simons might have something to get off his chest but we're skeptical/biased to the beard.
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