Won't Be So Healthy After The Big Guy Dips Them In Chocolate

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Congratulations, SAC Capital employee Washington Tovar! We just received word that your business card won The Pump Energy Food’s weekly drawing. Your prize? Ten free sandwiches. The caveat? You’re going to have to share at least five of those babies with the BG, who’s sending a black car to the midtown office as we write these very words. You’re lucky TPEF’s motto is “we don’t fry anything,” otherwise he’d take every single one.

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