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THE TIM SYKES STORY
Mon., April 28
5:45 p.m.
3M Auditorium, University Of Minnesota, Carlson School of Management
Timothy Sykes, author and former hedge fund manager was made famous by turning $12,000 in bar mitzvah money to over $1.65 million in just four years by trading penny stocks. Trader’s Monthly magazine named Sykes to their ‘Top 30 under 30′, a list recognizing the top 30 investment professionals under the age of 30. Tim Sykes will present his investing strategies and a forum of faculty members will critique his ideas and determine whether his strategy deserves merit or whether his success is the result of luck. Free dinner provided by Chipotle.

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