Write-Offs: 04.04.08

$$$A Bearish JPMorgan [DealZone]
$$$ "Just got one too many emails from weird weird weird people who mistakenly believe TIM is associated with The Timothy Plan. Let me set the record straight: hell no!" [Tim Sykes]
$$$Who Killed the Economy? [TSC]
$$$ 1 million missing iPhones found in tourists' suitcases [YouTube]