I feel like there are precious few things you guys like debating more than "what neighborhood contains the highest concentration of douchebags." Carney tells me this isn't the proper venue for discussing auto-erotic asphyxiation or Chipwich vs. Choco Taco: Which Is Superior?, so we'll go with the other one: bonuses. The following spreadsheet (for IBD) has apparently been floating around. The numbers are all over the place and seem highly unrealistic but who knows. My apathy over whether or not these projections have any basis in reality whatsoever probably has to do with the fact that my annual take home doesn't even beat a Wachovia first-year's but the upside is that I'm done for the day! Have a good weekend, bitches!