It's been kept pretty hush hush up until now and even we at DealBreaker weren't sure how to broach the subject so we're just going to come out and say it: starting in June, a sport only spoken about behind closed doors will take Wall Street by storm, and the competition among participating banks will be fierce. And, even though it's against league rules to solicit tips from professionals, as this picture would suggest, the cheaters at Goldman will have a leg up on the competition.
Obviously, we're talking about basket weaving here. And while we could easily alert the BW commissioner (Jimmy Cayne) and have Goldman disqualified, I think we can all agree
that the looks on their faces when Lehman Brothers* hands them their asses is not something we want to miss.
*Whose God-given weaving ability rivals Bear's risk management skills.