Bigger Than Bear

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Ian "Oyster Boy" Roncoroni, you've got competition! We've just been informed that some analyst at FTN is currently taking a stab at "the famed vending machine challenge" which we've actually never heard of but is apparently all the rage (have you all been taking part in these competitions on the sly?). He has until 5 pm today to eat one of everything in the vending machine. His progress as of 4:15: 26 items down. Will he go into diabetic shock before the day is done? Stay tuned.

Vending Machine Challenge
Totals:
Calories: 9,366
Fat Grams: 444
Sodium: 10,328
Consumed (as of 4:15): Calories: 6,346
Fat Grams: 300
Sodium: 6,188
1.Hostess Cup
2.Suzy Q's
3.Hon Bun
4.Zinger
5.Popcorn
6.Starburst
7.Starburst
8.Grandma's Cookies
9.Almond Joy
10.Mounds
11.Snickers
12.Mr. Goodbar
13.PB Crackers
14.Ch PB Crk
15.Peanut Butter M&Ms
16.Pop Tarts
17.Almond Bar
18.Rice Crispy Treat
19.PBGM Cookie
20.Cheese Puffs
21.Cheese Puffs
22.Pretzels
23.Cherry Pie
24.Cheetos
25.FLMHT [???]
26.BBQ Lays
27.Sun Chips
28.SCO Lays
29.Fritos
30.Ruffles
31.ChedSnk
32.NC Doritos
33.Funyons
34.Lays
35.SWC Doritos

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