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In Unrelated News, Charlie Gasparino Perfecting His Beer Can Crushing Skills In Midtown As We Speak

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Please, God, for the love of watching Cody Willard pass out after one chug let the tip we just received be true. Supposedly, Bloomberg TV has challenged Fox Business to a "drink off." One unnamed anchor who recently moved from BTV to FBN believes (and I dare you to read this line without peeing your pants), "We have some hard core mo'fos up in here--could be quite a challenge." No idea who said that (though Sandra Smith and Brian Sullivan are among those who jumped ship), or where/when this thing is taking place but we will keep you abreast of the situation and be distributing Team Cavuto t-shirts (at cost), this much I promise you. (Don't particularly like the guy, just have our money on the fact that he's in it to win it and has no qualms about playing dirty.)