Selachimorpha Update


In light of unprecedented government interference in the shark market, please disregard yesterday afternoon's tip. DO NOT stock up on the particularly toothy fish, which are losing value by the second, thanks to the proposal of a new regulation intended to increase the population off the coast of Central Florida. For those of you already in too deep to reverse your position, do yourself and your investment a favor, by taking a cue from you-know-who, sharpening his harpoon as we speak
Shark Attacks Likely To Rise As Number Of Sharks Increases [WFTV]