Terminated Bear Employees Won't Need Bloomberg's Charity?

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This seems slightly absurd but what the hey: according to Financial News, offings at Bear could exceed 10,000 and, supposedly, those being cut will receive nine months pay and one-third of last year’s bonus, cash. If anyone knows how I could get a job with the B for about a week (got some vacay days to burn through), that would be top notch. Don't worry about the firing part of the equation, I've got plenty of 'How Tos' up my sleeve.
Earlier: Fringe Benefits To Getting Fired
Bear Stearns layoffs could exceed 10,000 [Financial News]

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