HF people: you guys are supposedly so great at finding 'alternative' ways to make money. Somebody figure out a way to monetize the singular awesomeness that is this guy and come hell or high water, we will get you the capital to start your own shop and leverage this shit to the hilt. ( Note to readers: None of you will ever do anything as cool as this.).
Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars [Telegraph]