Too Ridiculous To Be True And Yet...Entirely Plausible

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At Citigroup's meeting in Manhattan in late April, a security guard removed an orange from a visitor's knapsack at the door. "No fruit allowed in there. They're afraid people will throw it," the guard said, according to Crain's New York Business.

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