Write-Offs: 05.07.08

$$$ Word Problems For Future Hedge Fund Managers [McSweeney's]
$$$ A White-Collar Sentence of 330 Years [USNews]
$$$ Fallen Wall Street Loudmouths In Escalating Trash Talk Feud [TimSykes, Gawker]
$$$ Is this really any more reassuring about the meaning of "Citi Never Sleeps" than our video?