Bear Stearns Rips Off Another Customer

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But this time it's serious. 'Member those sweet limited edition BSC playing cards we told you about the other day? Commemorating Ace Greenberg's March 8, 1999 50th anniversary with the firm? Bearing his face and money shot of the trademark bowtie? Ringing any bells? Anyway, it was the absolute best piece of Bear memorabilia on the auction block, second only to the wiccan CEO's Little Book Of Magic. Which is why some twerp (who outbid us) put up $61 in exchange for the deck. Now, however, said twerp informs us that the seller "is MIA, and hence we can't complete the deal. He/she was also selling a Bear Stearns football, which we also bid on and won. Needless to say we are more than mildly annoyed at not having our hands on these."
Earlier: Highest Bidder Will Also Receive 2 20-Minute Magic Lessons, On The House

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