As noted earlier, gay pimp Billy Ash got married on Tuesday. Despite Filomena Tobias's absence, it was reportedly a beautiful wedding, and Mr. and Mr. Ash are now enjoying a romantic honeymoon in Paris. But who is the other half of this Palm Beach power couple? Ash, that dirty, dirty tease, only told us his husband is "an on-camera weather guy who use to be a big deal on Wall Street, and yes, he's Jewish and worth a bundle." We literally have no idea who this catch could possibly be but trust that at least one of you can figure it out. So stop what you're doing, and get on it. I don't think I need to say it but just to be clear-- this takes precedence over all other matters today.
Blind Item: Which Billionaire Hedge Fund Manager Is A Horned-Up Bisexual Pedophile Cheapskate Who Also Does Card Tricks?
Well, this should be a fun -and soul-polluting- game for a Friday.