Cafe Press T-Shirts And Thongs Available With This Image In 3...2...1

And if he'll get that soft American Apparel stuff or cheap out.

Such as not tweeting "Hey @SEC_News, there's rampant fraud going on @[insert your company here]," etc.

Steve Cohen Still Deciding If He'll Bury SEC HQ With T-Shirts Reading "Open For Biz, MFers" On 1/1/18