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Eliot Spitzer's Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Eliot Spitzer can't get a break. Not only did the top New York court give him the smackdown to his case against Grasso today, now he's being blamed for unsafe sex. We didn't read this conversation between the dirty girl at Jezebel and the dirty girl at NY Intel all that closely (it's maybe unsafe for work), but we're pretty sure it means that Eliot Spitzer is to blame for New Yorkers avoiding condoms. There's a nice analogy for the phrase "When France sneezes, all of Europe catches cold" but we'll leave it to you to spell it out.
Bonus: They say they've got the secret to Spitzer's "dangerous" kink.