Since the Times went there, and it's far too early this morning to discuss the actual business angle of this story, just answer me this. Who would win in a street fight:
The Jew or The Shrew? The Snitch or The Bitch? The Petty or The Betty? She wears shoes that could poke an eye out, but he's got that badass sweater. So this is hard.
Lehman Battles an Insurgent Investor [NYT]
*I don't really think she's a "bitch" or a "shrew," this was strictly about rhymes. I invite you to do better.