He Could Be ANYWHERE

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It's going to be a great day and let me tell you why: Page Six reports that not-dead former hedge fund manager Samuel Israel believed in time travel and before the hours got crazy over at his Ponzi-scheme, spent nights and weekends building his very own Delorean. According to a trader who worked with Israel in the mid-90's, Sammy-boy "brought two of my friends from Wall Street into his basement and showed them the contraption [which he said he working on for the government]." We're not even going to run a poll asking you to pinpoint exactly where the industry's biggest M*A*S*H fan shipped off to, because it's patently obvious. A time and place where the interspecies love between a man and an egret is accepted.
Fled To Past [NYP]

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