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Take Advantage Of The Fact That Bank Of America Has Managed Expectations Down To Practically Nothing

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I hope everyone all had restful weekends and came back ready to work. And by work, I mean come up with challenges harder than eating four egg McMuffins, sans egg, in nearly an hour for your interns and selves to compete in. If the brains aren't yet in think mode, see if this early morning submission inspires anything:

If you're looking for some sort of yardstick to judge the intern eating contests by, [my buddy] was once paid $300 to eat a quarter pound of lard in a half hour while working for LaBranche - throw that gauntlet down and see who's got got a sac.