"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.

The market is bleeding from the face and Kuddles is not on TV...are we all going to die?

"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."

Somewhere, Gary Cohn is having a rueful laugh.

The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.