Yes I Ca(h)n!


Carl Icahn might finally start blogging! One hundred and thirty eight days (thanks NY Post!) after declaring his entrance into the blogosphere, but producing no content on icahnreport.com, Icahn says he will go live starting tomorrow, Reuters reporter Dane Hamilton reports.
Icahn plans to "[offer] up anecdotes and a running commentary on what he describes as the desultory state of corporate governance in America."
Of course, we will have complete coverage of his blogging here! Get psyched. And let's all hope that the Icahn blog's past performance does not guarantee future results. Right now the Icahn report is a generic Go Daddy page.


Cigars 'n' Such: The Secrets To Charlie Gasparino's Success

Some people are such founts of generosity that on their birthday, they think not of themselves and what they will receive, but rather of how they can brighten the days of others. Charles Gasparino is one such selfless, gallant human being. On this special day, January 28th, the 50th anniversary of his entrance into the world, Mr. Gasparino has chosen to present us with a priceless gift: the secrets of his success. Print them out, mark them up, use them to advance your own cause, or simply give thanks to the god of journalism for his magnanimous spirit.