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At this time, in light of Wachovia's not so good second quarter, I want everyone to get up on his/her chair and shout "I love Wachovia," while dancing, which is not only a team building exercise for WB first years but 95 percent of CEO Robert Steel's master plan for pumping the stock. Unless of course you are planning on making some $$$ on what Bove thinks is an around the corner fall--lookin' at you, Paulson--in which case, please proceed with your refrain of choice, "Let's burn this motherfucker down."

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