Citi: Back In The Game

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Fuck appointing someone with financial expertise to the board as means of turning things around at your bleeding out the ass company. It's totally unnecessary when you've got a secret confidence instilling weapon in your pocket like Citigroup. New York magazine confirmed today that beginning in 2009, the new Citi Field will have its very own Shake Shack. Citi is now delicious if not profitable by proxy. This is it people, can you feel it? Can you taste it? Even Meredith Whitney is excited. I don't know if she's going to change her recommendation on C to buy, but it's not out of the realm of possibility. She's said to be both a Mets fan and a huge fan of the ShroomBurger, and how hypocritical would it be for her next report to bear the grease stains of said snack without giving Count Vikula something?
Confirmed: Danny Meyer Group in at Citi Field [Grub Street]

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