As it turns out, the bear market and the collapse of the financial was totally predicted by Angelina Jolie's skirts.

Fashion is always a mirror of society. Thus, in a strange forecast of what the Federal Reserve discovered in the banking system, overexposure and total transparency in the wardrobe has been followed by complex cover-ups and a downward spiral. Fashion designers now seem clairvoyant.

Bulls, Bears and the Bellwether Hemline [New York Times]