Goldman Changes Bonus Schedule To Treat Plankton Like People

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"Goldman just announced a change in its bonus schedule for two-year program analysts. Bonuses are usually announced in July, like other investment banks do for their analysts. This will change to align with bonuses in the rest of the firm, to the fiscal year end in November. Analysts starting '07 and before will get bonuses this July. Those and new analysts will get a four-month bonus in November. The purpose is to "align the treatment of our program analysts with all other employees..."

Is this a big deal? Something worth flipping out over? You tell us.

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