Is Wall Street Hammered?
Portfolio went downtown yesterday and sort of tested Bartender Bush's not off-camera confessional about Wall Street's drinking problem. Except that he said "Wall Street got drunk and now it has a hang over," so the fact that many of the random passersby were sober at the time doesn't really prove or disprove anything. Nonetheless, watching a bunch of you guys blow into a breathalizer was definitely a quality way to start the morning, and will dovetail nicely with our project this afternoon, when we will kindly ask you to piss into a cup to test for a grab bag ofdrugs. Don't be afraid, but we will be naming names and employers.
