Did you attend Fashion Meets Finance, the terrible person convention that took place last month? You know, the one put on by PocketChangeNYC, based on the idea that "women in fashion need men who can facilitate their pre-30 marriage/retirement plan, and men in finance need women who will allow them to leverage their career in their dating equity"? You can cop to it here, and if you comment as a 'guest' there's really no way for us to rat you out, though those with registered usernames and traceable identities are fair game (kidding...). Anyway, so you went. Maybe you met someone, and had a good time. But not a great time, and you've been trying to extricate yourself from the situation ever since. Might we suggest pawning him or her off onto some other unsuspecting shmuck (who obviously deserves it) at PocketChange's next event Wednesday, Recycle Your Ex? It's a date auction being put on in association with the Bravo show "Date My Ex," and it's at Tenjune so you know it's going to be good (bad). Apply now!