The bank told Bloomberg this afternoon that it does all of its business through banking operations and "does not rely on commercial paper." Then it sued Gimme Credit for defamation and negligence. JK! For now.
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Did Bruno Iksil make the bank -$2 billion? -$9 billion? -$20 billion? Was this all just a hoax and he actually didn't lose any money at all? JPMorgan will let us know tomorrow at 7AM. Standard Price Is Right rules, closest without going over. Guesses in by 4PM today. Winner will receive his or her choice of a visit from the sandwich fairy, a highly coveted whale bath toy, or an I heart Dealbreaker button.
