Will The Maestro Take This Burn Sitting Down*?

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Some senator to the Beard of Reasoning: "You are refreshingly different from your predecessor."
Related: Bernanke's Big Moment
*A word of caution to those answering "Hell fuck no!"-- please realize that this would necessitate actually get out of the tub, which we all know violates The Maestro's fundamental beliefs, and would interrupt his flow.

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